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Robbie
28/01/2007, 18:53
When our lawn mower broke down, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. Somehow I always had something else to take care of first - the car, fishing, golf - always something more important to me.

Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I came out again and handed her a toothbrush. "When you finish cutting the grass," I said, "you might as well sweep the driveway."

The doctors say I will probably walk again, but I will always have a limp.

Ircsum
28/01/2007, 19:11
LOL - hope the doctors were successful in extracting the toothbrush. :D

Ircsum.

surfer_chick
28/01/2007, 20:06
No comment! :D

cliff
28/01/2007, 20:25
God this red wine's strong...I thought you said you were cutting the grass away from her and you went all limp:D
Think i will have another glass of red and read it again http://langkawi.dk/smileys/b88.gif