Robbie
28/01/2007, 19:15
Three dead bodies turn up at a mortuary in London, all with very big smiles on their faces.
The coroner calls the old bill to tell them what has happened and because of the similarity of the 3 deaths a senior police inspector was sent to investigate them.
"First body: Irishman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his 22 year old swedish mistress.
Hence the enormous smile, inspector," says the Coroner.
"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won four thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey.
Died of alcoholic poisoning, hence his smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Wayne from Essex, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken." http://langkawi.dk/smileys/q115.gif
The coroner calls the old bill to tell them what has happened and because of the similarity of the 3 deaths a senior police inspector was sent to investigate them.
"First body: Irishman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his 22 year old swedish mistress.
Hence the enormous smile, inspector," says the Coroner.
"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won four thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey.
Died of alcoholic poisoning, hence his smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Wayne from Essex, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken." http://langkawi.dk/smileys/q115.gif