cliff
04/02/2007, 20:55
A drunken Irish rugby fan was shown around town by his equally drunken Welsh mate after a hard-fought match at the Arms Park when they came upon a bar that had a ventriloquist as the evening's entertainment. The ventriloquist started his act and was in full flow when our two heroes staggered to their stools at the bar and ordered a pint. Suddenly the ventriloquist started slating the Irish: "What about the Irish then, eh,are they stupid or what?" To the sound of laughter the Irish rugby fan turned round and shouted: "Oi, now that wud be the end of that sir," and started to take his coat off, "oim sick and tired of hearin' us Irish bein taken da mick out of by youse English" (yep the ventriloquist was English). OUTSHOIDE said the irishman... But it's only a joke, said the ventriloquist. "You shut your mouth," said our hero "OIM NOT TALKIN TO YOU, OIM TALKIN TO DAT LITTLE MAN ON YOU'R KNEE"