b_elsey
26/02/2007, 20:27
Whoopeee!
I'm finally rid of Tiscali and their evil-smelling underpantsness!
Horrible, horrible little ISP that they are. If any of your friends or relatives are considering joining them, I suggest a little gentle persuasion with a baseball bat. With a rusty nail through the end. Slow death through internal injuries and tetanus would be a holiday camp compared to being locked into a Tiscali contract.
I'll give a quick example. These shiny MAC codes are issued to the customer to ensure a pretty much seamless transition from one ISP to another, right?
Not as far as Tiscali are concerned. They knew my activation date was today, but decided to cut me off on Friday bleedin' night. I've suffered an entire weekend without any internet connection. I've come through my harrowing ordeal a little weary, a little dishevelled, but I learnt a lot about myself and am now a stronger person. I found God, too, but then lost him down the back of the sofa.
I'm going to be immersing myself in my long-lost best friend, the internet, like it was Kelly Brooks' breast milk.
Did I already say Whoopeee?
I'm finally rid of Tiscali and their evil-smelling underpantsness!
Horrible, horrible little ISP that they are. If any of your friends or relatives are considering joining them, I suggest a little gentle persuasion with a baseball bat. With a rusty nail through the end. Slow death through internal injuries and tetanus would be a holiday camp compared to being locked into a Tiscali contract.
I'll give a quick example. These shiny MAC codes are issued to the customer to ensure a pretty much seamless transition from one ISP to another, right?
Not as far as Tiscali are concerned. They knew my activation date was today, but decided to cut me off on Friday bleedin' night. I've suffered an entire weekend without any internet connection. I've come through my harrowing ordeal a little weary, a little dishevelled, but I learnt a lot about myself and am now a stronger person. I found God, too, but then lost him down the back of the sofa.
I'm going to be immersing myself in my long-lost best friend, the internet, like it was Kelly Brooks' breast milk.
Did I already say Whoopeee?