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Myrddin
09/01/2008, 16:51
A guy is 70 years old and loves to fish.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'

He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,
'Pick me up.' He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man asked, 'Are you talking to me?'

The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up
Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen.
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride.'

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully,and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?
I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'

Joe_ADSL24
17/06/2009, 15:04
lol class :)

abuelito
17/06/2009, 20:12
....a different version:

A computer programmer was driving his Porsche down the road. He stops for a stop sign and notices a frog in the middle of the road. The frog says to the programmer 'Hey you in the car. I'm not really a frog. I used to be a beautiful princess. If you kiss me, I will turn back into a princess and in return I will give you the best night of sex you've ever had.' The computer programmer mumbles, 'sure, yeah.' He picks up the frog and then continues down the road. The frog then says, 'OK look. If you kiss me, I'll give you a whole week of incredible sex.' The programmer mumbles, 'sure, yeah.' The frog says more forcably this time, 'Look maybe you don't understand. I'm tired of being a frog. If you kiss me I'll give you the best sex you've ever had for the rest of your entire life.' Once again the programmer mumbles 'sure, yeah.' Finally the frog says, 'Well can you at least tell me why you won't kiss me?' The computer programmer says 'Well you see I'm a computer programmer and don't have much time for sex. But a talking frog is really neat.'

Soreen
17/06/2009, 20:49
Heard it before but with the sex reversed :D

Wallywheelnut
17/06/2009, 22:41
Yep heard that one too HERE (http://adsl24.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=4100&page=8) #79 classic joke though