How to Make a Woman Happy

[the-bruce]

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:


1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

Brucey

[tinyclanger]

....how to make a man happy...

write all the that crap up there down for him in a nice neat list cos he can't be bothered..:D:D:D

[RND]

Makes you wonder if its worth all the effort!

Now how to make a man happy:

1. Give him all the sex he needs.

THE END!

[julianholden30]

To make a woman happy just tell her shes lost weight. lol

[Taff]

/me makes a complete note of opening post, cos he's always in the doghouse :D

[smartybones]

how to make women happy.....

fix it when they ask....

notice when they have had hair done.

offer to do some of her usual chores over the 5-6/28 days of the month, while she puts her feet up. (offer to take her shoe shopping over this time too.... she wont go, but offer;))

dont shout if she shouts.... you usually deserve it !!

only kick the dog/cat when she is not around.

take the blame, even if it is not your fault...

it works for me !!!

[smartiepants]

Be a man if you can!

[Wallywheelnut]

Before Marriage

He says: "Yes, at last. It was too long to wait!"
She: "Do you want me to leave?"
He: No! Don't even think about it!"
She: "Do you love me?"
He: "Of course! Over and over!"
She: "Have you ever cheated on me?"
He: "No, why are you even asking?"
She: "Will you kiss me?"
He: "Every chance I get!"
She: "Will you hit me?"
He: "Are you crazy? I'm not that kind of person!"
She: "Can I trust you?"
He: "Yes."
She: "Darling!"

After Marriage
Simply read from bottom to top!