pcdoc
14/01/2007, 16:24
Man running allng the beach finds a bottle, he picks it up and takes out the stopper.
'Whoosh!' out pops a genie. The genie said "Oh thankyou for freeing me, I will now grant you one wish, and ONLY one wish. Don't wish for more wishes coz ya can't 'ave 'em"
Man- Hmmmm, thats quite hard, let me think.
Genie - Well don't take all day I've been in that bottle a long time so I have loads of stuff to do.
Man - Ahh, I have it. I don't like flying and the wife won't go on a ship, but we've always wanted to go to Hawaii. Build me a bridge all the way to Hawaii.
Genie - Oohhh!! hold on a sec, that seems like a really big job (he used to be a BT engineer) all that steel and concrete and .......... Nah! can't have that it's way to difficult even for a genie, you'll have to think of something else.
Man - thought Hmmph!! Gimme a minute.
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Man - right I have it, this has always made me wonder. I wish you could exlpain to me How a womans brain works?
Genie - Hmmmmm..........Now that bridge you wanted it to where........:D :D
'Whoosh!' out pops a genie. The genie said "Oh thankyou for freeing me, I will now grant you one wish, and ONLY one wish. Don't wish for more wishes coz ya can't 'ave 'em"
Man- Hmmmm, thats quite hard, let me think.
Genie - Well don't take all day I've been in that bottle a long time so I have loads of stuff to do.
Man - Ahh, I have it. I don't like flying and the wife won't go on a ship, but we've always wanted to go to Hawaii. Build me a bridge all the way to Hawaii.
Genie - Oohhh!! hold on a sec, that seems like a really big job (he used to be a BT engineer) all that steel and concrete and .......... Nah! can't have that it's way to difficult even for a genie, you'll have to think of something else.
Man - thought Hmmph!! Gimme a minute.
.
.
.
Man - right I have it, this has always made me wonder. I wish you could exlpain to me How a womans brain works?
Genie - Hmmmmm..........Now that bridge you wanted it to where........:D :D