limey
26/04/2007, 13:26
The A-37 was sat in a pub, quietly having a drink.
The M-25 strolled into the pub and walked up to the bar.
Now, the M-25 is a big chap and the A-37 to moved to a table in the corner, very much keeping himself to himself.
All of a sudden, a small piece of red tarmac strolled into the pub and sat at the bar, next to the M-25. Upon seeing this, the M-25 took on a terrible fright and immediately left the pub.
The barman said to the small piece of tarmac "How come the M-25 is so scared of you?"
"Oh," said the small red piece of tarmac "I'm a cycle-path"
The M-25 strolled into the pub and walked up to the bar.
Now, the M-25 is a big chap and the A-37 to moved to a table in the corner, very much keeping himself to himself.
All of a sudden, a small piece of red tarmac strolled into the pub and sat at the bar, next to the M-25. Upon seeing this, the M-25 took on a terrible fright and immediately left the pub.
The barman said to the small piece of tarmac "How come the M-25 is so scared of you?"
"Oh," said the small red piece of tarmac "I'm a cycle-path"