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tboorman
17/01/2007, 20:26
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

1. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" - Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

2. "What the @#$% was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

3. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877

4. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

5. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC

7. "You want! WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

8. "Where the @#$% are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

9. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

10. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1999

and a drum roll...........! .

11. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." - Sadaam Hussein, 2003

pcdoc
17/01/2007, 23:21
Who the *%#*'s going to want a computer in their house - Mrs Pcdoc 1983